Fuck my life, food comas= shit. cotti prac is at 10am and I'm still up! been up since 1 though bc I slept a butt load before that.
Stephs on saturday! Then Joleysa's cotti after and I'm a candle yaye!, I love it when more than one parties exists on one saturday!
I liked how I was being a straight up bitchass on wed! or at least I thought I was..haha!. End of the sentence time, yes it is. I get super straight forward and honest and I said the words mother fucker and slut more than usual.. hahahah whatever, one day thaang!
Some fuck my life stuff!
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML
HAHA.
Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML
HAHA.
Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML
sounds like harb's dad! haha
Today, I enlisted for The Navy because my Boy Scout leader encouraged me. He fought in Korea and is a real inspiration. I asked him what motivated him to join The Navy. He said he was drunk and didn't remember joining until he was called up. FML
HAHA
k i'll stop, some funny stuff though! hahaha
Because I thought you were asleep, either way I woulda been moded on live haha FML!
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